I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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