What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
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