Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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