So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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