i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
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He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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