Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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