I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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