You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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