Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
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Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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