I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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