I swear she didn't look like that last week.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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