no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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