woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
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I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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