New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
We need to rekindle our bromance
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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