Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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