so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
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Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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