i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
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And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
You've changed since you got that strap on
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