Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
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Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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