Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
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Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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