just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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