Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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