I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
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My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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