Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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