I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
birth control should be required to get into college
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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