Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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