Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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