Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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