Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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