i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Its about making memories worth repressing
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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