were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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