She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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