Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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