Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
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What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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