you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
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I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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