Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
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protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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