As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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