ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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