My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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