Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
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I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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