9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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