sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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