So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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