haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
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Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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