I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
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I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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