I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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