Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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