Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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