I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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