at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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