Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Less talking, more tequila
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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